1) A vacation. In such a bad way.
2) Someone, even if it ends up being simply myself, telling me what the fuck I am supposed to be doing in life
3) All my decisions to be made for me
4) To have 10 pounds miraculously disappear from my body
5)...Or the willpower to make them leave myself...(#4 is more likely)
6) Real things to actually bitch and complain about
7) ...So I don't feel so damn spoiled and guity bitching and complaining (or to just not feel guilty and spoiled)
8) Did I mention, a vacation?